Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Mommy Drinks Because You Cry
No...that's not REALLY why I drink! This was priceless. One of my counterparts called me the other day and said "I think this job is turning me into an alcoholic." To which my reply was "Me too!" Then we had a good giggle over the larger-than-usual quantities and types of adult beverages we'd been partaking in lately. OK...honestly there is no fear at all I am an alcoholic, so don't get your panties in a bunch.
Our company has been throwing us loads of loops lately and we've JUST ABOUT HAD IT! Just about...
I think my recent increase is catching up for lost time. During my THREE recent illnesses, I didn't drink anything at all. Drinking while sick is a waste of a good cocktail. So now that I feel better, it's like "WheeeeeHeee!"
Now if my liver can make it through St. Patty's Day I'll be golden.
I had my first full physical in about 15 or 20 years today. The blood work won't be back for awhile, but it doesn't look like I'll be keeling over anytime too soon. Yeah for living! Now if I can only STAY well, I'll be as giddy as a school girl. And BOY are they giddy. OK...I can't resist. One quick darling daughter quote. While she was sampling some different flavors of jelly beans the other day, she says (totally serious) "These orange jelly beans are off the hook!" I'm sorry...come again? Damn you to hell Nickelodean!
No...that's not REALLY why I drink! This was priceless. One of my counterparts called me the other day and said "I think this job is turning me into an alcoholic." To which my reply was "Me too!" Then we had a good giggle over the larger-than-usual quantities and types of adult beverages we'd been partaking in lately. OK...honestly there is no fear at all I am an alcoholic, so don't get your panties in a bunch.
Our company has been throwing us loads of loops lately and we've JUST ABOUT HAD IT! Just about...
I think my recent increase is catching up for lost time. During my THREE recent illnesses, I didn't drink anything at all. Drinking while sick is a waste of a good cocktail. So now that I feel better, it's like "WheeeeeHeee!"
Now if my liver can make it through St. Patty's Day I'll be golden.
I had my first full physical in about 15 or 20 years today. The blood work won't be back for awhile, but it doesn't look like I'll be keeling over anytime too soon. Yeah for living! Now if I can only STAY well, I'll be as giddy as a school girl. And BOY are they giddy. OK...I can't resist. One quick darling daughter quote. While she was sampling some different flavors of jelly beans the other day, she says (totally serious) "These orange jelly beans are off the hook!" I'm sorry...come again? Damn you to hell Nickelodean!
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